Last night when I was having dinner
It was the best ever
I came across a piece of broccoli
Which I eat almost never

It was green with a stalk
It was chunky and thick
And a floret of bush on top
Broccoli just makes me sick
It’s my least favourite crop

Anyway attached to my broccoli
A wooden house- brown and light
I was flabbergasted – shocked
This was such an unusual sight

A ladder popped out of the stalk
made of smooth brown oak
I cut the broccoli
The wonder house broke

Was it a dream ?
Did I hallucinate?
I blinked
There’s no broccoli on my plate