Present wrapping strewn on the floor,
Everywhere are presents galore,
Constant cards coming through the door,
This is the birthday I want!

What’s that present over there,
Unwrapped no tears anywhere,
It must be another from Aunt Claire,
Cos the paper is bare.

Bared papered presents are the worst,
But this one could be all the worth,
Opening and looking at first,
Then…
It’s a new T-shirt!