Being a twin isn’t easy,
It’s just not that, really,
We have to wear the same,
It’s so lame and my friends say it’s such a shame,

I wish we weren’t identical,
It makes mum and dad get in a pickle,
I wish we were different,
So everyone thinks I’m innocent and she’s evil,

I wish I was the only kid,
It would have been a dream come true if she disappeared,
You think I’m talking like I’m really mean,
But you know how things have lately been,

She thinks the same too,
And she also found out I was going to prank her with glue,
I think she read my prank book,
Even when I told her not to go into my room to look.