The bathroom was messy,
one day it was so messy that the toilet had clogged,
oh no the bog had clogged,
look at the grimy water coming up.
Soon the water had flooded the house,
bang shatter shatter,
something had come down the chimney.
I swam downstairs and looked , it was a shark!

Oh no the bog had clogged.
I swam upstairs into my room,
got my boxing gloves went downstairs and bopped the shark on the nose,
I swam up into the toilet and flushed and flushed all the water had evaporated and the shark had disappeared.
Yes, Yes, the bog’s not clogged!