Banana socks,
There are no more in stock,
The name gave me a shock,
So I bumped into a rock.

Ketchup shoes,
I have no time to lose,
This thing gave me a bruise,
I hate my ketchup shoes.

Hot dog sun-hat,
Everybody likes that,
It looks good on my cat,
It takes it off on the mat.

Cheetos headband,
It fell on the sand,
It is very grand,
You can’t buy it
Do you understand?