As I was going to school, Miss, to learn my ABC
I went to the river and bought an ice cream
to sandwich up my dreams
it felt in the river and I got shiver
So you see, Miss, I jumped in after it
but there was also this one time
I wanted to detention you
for I wanted your attention
The all of it really was that you told me
the answer was pi
I’m very sorry, Miss, you have to believe me
because you say we’re kinda
like family
hee hee