Anyone seen my fat cat?
Greedy, grumpy
Cuddly, cute
Cookies, the hungry cat.

She plays happily with colourful wool
She poos cheekily in other people’s gardens
She bravely climbs the old, brown tree
She cautiously walks on the white fence

Anyone seen my fat cat
Greedy, grumpy
Cuddly, cute
Cookies, the hungry cat

She walks around meowing for treats
She trembles across people’s feet
She sleeps all day snoring rather loudly
When she sleeps she pours out drool,
an every day thing for Cookies

Anyone seen my fat cat?
Greedy, grumpy
Cuddly, cute
Cookies, the hungry cat.