Isabel met an enormous cat,
Isabel, Isabel fell flat.
The cat was grumpy, the cat was fat,
The cat was eating a huge bat.
The cat whispered, “I am starving, I really am,
You would be nice with cooked ham!”
Isabel, Isabel didn’t run,
Isabel didn’t want to have a son.
She fixed her hair and licked her lips,
And ate the cat shaking her hips!