A scooter fell on my head today,
On my head, there it lay.
Laughing about me getting hurt,
I will make him pay.

A scooter fell on my head again,
My head has a huge bruise.
I’m clutching my head, on my bed,
Because of my scooter (groan).

I’ll tell you the reason why,
It broke, the brake again and again and again.
I decided to watch how to fix it on telly,
But it pounced and bounced on my head.