(The zombie)
I know it might be crazy,
but did you hear the story?
it’s of a girl and a zombie.
(The girl)
Tell me more, boy.
it sounds like a fantasy.
(The zombie)
What could go wrong with a girl and a zombie?
(The girl)
Firstly, you could eat my brains, if you get outta control.
or my friends could injure you, and it would be my fault.

I quite like this. But could we have your real name please? (Or make one up that sounds like a real one.)