A car fell on my head today
I really don’t know how
I was playing in the scrapyard
Viewing a plastic cow,
There was a crane with a car
And a car with a crane,
Then I saw an aeroplane!
It crashed into the crane,
The crane with the car,
And when the car fell,
It fell really far.
I had a bump,
I had a bruise,
I then had nothing really to lose,
Except a bandage,
and a plaster.
Finally the next day,
I took the plane
And flew away.