The Kids Napping Store
Welcome to the Kids Napping Store
The cheapest place to buy your own children!
Whether you want a teenager or a small family of four,
We have a variety of different ages, races and religions!
Here at the Kids Napping Cooperation,
We are capable of serving only the best products
Rest assured, all the children here have appropriate aspirations
Of being either engineers, lawyers or doctors!
On average, we feed the goblins with necessary nutrients two times a day
For our prime priority is the health of the youngsters in our care
Their dedicated hard work at the mines is not without pay!
And we let them out their cages at least once a week for air
Through the service of college dropouts, we also provide quality education
So that you are guaranteed that the little brats be financially stable
After you are old, wrinkly and the cause of the economy’s stagnation
(Disclaimer: In court, the above guarantee is not legally liable)
So come shop at the Kids Napping store!
We have exclusive discounts on Thursdays and Wednesdays