Why Kick a Moo Cow

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by Brontie Bo Matthews aged 7

Why kick a moo cow,
Why kiss a toad,
Why help a chicken
Across the road?

Why bounce a hedgehog,
Why throw a frog,
Why roll a tortoise
Over a log?

Why kick a moo cow,
Why flick a fly,
Why poke a monkey
In the eye?

Why touch a rhino,
Why flip a flea,
Why bring a lizard
Home for tea?

Why kick a moo cow,
Why shake a snake,
Why chuck a duck,
Into a lake?

Oh, why kick a moo cow?
Why kick a moo cow?
Why kick a moo cow….

Because a moo cow
kicked me
That’s Why!

Competition Winner! Well done.

The Laziest Tiger

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by Destinee aged 7

Tiger, tiger,
where have you been?

Sleeping again
Don’t look at me

On a Boat

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by Cain Spalding aged 10

Sitting on a boat,
I’m feeling sea sick,
Captain Silly Bill comes along,
He gives me a bucket,
I throw up rainbows,
I see unikitties.

What is That?

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by Mirai Honda aged 6

What is that?
It’s the tail of a baby leopard.
Why is it so fat?

What is that?
Ho! It’s a head of a chimpanzee.
I will call it Lee.

What is that?
Wow! A leg!
No. It was me!

Her Name is Molly

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by Ethan Mundoma aged 6

She has lots of toys.
All of them are dolls.
Some of them are dolls.
When does she play?
Come on over to play.
Her name is Molly!

What Shall I Have for Breakfast?

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by Enid aged 6

What shall I have for breakfast?
Shall I have some toast
or cereal? I don’t care
Breakfast makes people happy
any time
night or day
Any time you can have it
Lashings of cold milk.
Nice things.
What are you having for breakfast ?

The Puddle

6
by Tess Kane-Smyth aged 6

A dog and a duck in a little puddle
They couldn’t both fit in
so they had a cuddle
The duck liked the puddle
but he didn’t like the cuddle
The dog liked the cuddle
but he didn’t like the puddle.

Me

0
by Tylar aged 8

Hi Tylar. Your poem is a bit too much like Evie’s.

Write a list of six things about yourself. Things you like.

What you are like. What you don’t like.

Then turn it into your own poem.

Jungle Poem

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by Saffina aged 6

Leopard leaping high and low
Cold in the winter’s even snow
Sloths swinging from bar to bar
Flying eagles swoop through the trees
Marvellous monkeys eat bananas
Later palm trees grow faster then fall to a log.

Danger

1
by Archie Joe Piatt aged 6

“Hi”
the lettuce said,
then “Bye”.

And he even said,
“Look Out Cow!”
And a cow landed
on his head.

Whilst another lettuce said,
“Look Out Pig!”

and a chicken
landed on his head.


That’s a very odd poem, Archie – RS