Why kick a moo cow,
Why kiss a toad,
Why help a chicken
Across the road?
Why bounce a hedgehog,
Why throw a frog,
Why roll a tortoise
Over a log?
Why kick a moo cow,
Why flick a fly,
Why poke a monkey
In the eye?
Why touch a rhino,
Why flip a flea,
Why bring a lizard
Home for tea?
Why kick a moo cow,
Why shake a snake,
Why chuck a duck,
Into a lake?
Oh, why kick a moo cow?
Why kick a moo cow?
Why kick a moo cow….
Because a moo cow
kicked me
That’s Why!
Competition Winner! Well done.
