The Fluffy penguin is the fluffiest of all
which the wings were made out of things
The Emperor penguin is the king of all
which the nose was made out of hose
The Royal penguin is the royalist of all
which the leg was made out of peg
The Gentoo penguin is the gentlest one of all
which the face was made out of base
Dogs are diving
Ostriches are biting
Geckos are groaning
Snakes are slivering
Cats are cute
Ants are annoying
Tigers are hunting
Sloths are sleeping
What’s that smell?
Is it coming from Belle?
Her armpit stench
Is like an old lady’s bench.
Is it Pete with his feet?
They smell like rotten meat.
Is it Lottie with her bottie?
Being on the potty.
Is it Sarah with her umbrella?
Is it beth with her breath?
Oh, my gosh,
It’s none of them…
IT’S ME, MAN!!!
Frank the frog
Lived in a bog
For breakfast he had flies
After which he felt nice
For lunch he had a big butterfly
To catch it, he didn’t much try
His supper was a big spider
He had to open his mouth wider!
Sometimes when he was sad
He slept on the lily pad
Sometimes when he was happy
He went all flappy!
He always went to bed
With his favourite ted
The Fluffy penguin is the fluffiest of all
Which the wings were made out of things
The Emperor penguin is the king of all
which the nose was made out of hose
The Royal penguin is the royalist of all
which the leg was made out of peg
The Gentoo penguin is the gentlest of all
which the face was made out of base
Putting up the decorations,
hanging stockings by the fire,
every boy and girl is hoping
they will get their heart’s desire.
Seepless nights of nervous waiting
listening to every sound,
squeals of joy, they know they’re good
by the piles of presents on the ground.
Sharing time and gifts with family,
taking in a panto show
because God as a baby
came to Earth so long ago.