Competition Entry

There once was a yellow and funny duck,
Who never left his yellow coloured pond,
Because he believed it gave him luck,
Unfortunately he wasn’t too fond,

One day the duck found a yellow rimmed cup,
In his small pond, the blue duck went crazy,
In fact he took off his pink hearted top,
The duck gave up because he was too lazy,

He asked a very ugly yet tall man,
“Why did you throw away this yellow cup?”
“Oh my god, a talking duck I’m a fan!”
“I’ll give you an autograph if you stop!”

So the blue duck gave him an autograph
The man was so happy he started to barf!

I like to play football in the park
I love to play outside with my friends
Lee frightened me to death then I barked
The lion it was vicious
I made a cake last Saturday, yes I did, it was scrumptious
A dog ate my homework then I fainted
So I baked a cake and it was delicious

The dog ate my homework.
He started with a soft gentle nibble,
then he gulped it down with a
TERRIBLE CRUNCH!
Then I woke up in the morning

There once was a cat who jumped on a plane,
The cat caught a clown,
But people weren’t bothered because it was lame,
The clown weren’t happy so he put a frown,
The cat travelled to Rome,
He got off,
He thought it was his beautiful home,
But he get though a man named Noff,
He slid though the man,
Once he saw Rome it was bright,
Then he ran,
He thought it

There was once a penguin lost in the sea,
Trying to find its way back to its home,
One day it started swimming towards me,
It looked like it had been left all alone.

The precious little penguin was so scared,
The precious little penguin’s always sad,
Because it seemed that no one really cared,
How could he survive without his own dad?

He was not very good at being sneaky,
Everyone was so sad that he lost his dad,
Neither was he being good at cheeky,
He lost his dad but he didn’t act mad,

The precious little penguin was finally found,
I wish I could hear that wonderful sound.

The fierce tigers have black, really round spots,
They can also be tigers that are white,
They can also tie extremely tight knots,
Be careful because they can easily bite.
They can have extremely nice but long stripes,
Tigers backs are extremely, really black,
Tigers definitely need to use wipes,
But be careful because they can attack.
Tigers are afraid of pure water,
Then if you go near one it will roar,
They will eat their food, if they want, later
In the jungle they will hunt and explore.
They have really massive lookable eyes,
But you should know that they are very wise.

The monkey riding on the donkey.
The cat looked at the monkey!
Cat said, “You going shopping?”
Monkey said, “Yes I am. I going.”
The monkey goes shopping.
The donkey is waiting.
The nun is there.
The nun said, ” I am a nun. You going shopping?”
The monkey said, “Why, you said you are nun.”

Monkey shopping:
14 bananas,1 jug milk,2 juice,15 carrot ,1 melon and 2 buns.
The monkey goes back to nun and gives her the 2 buns.
The nun said, “Thank you!!!”
The monkey goes back to the cat and gives her the jug of milk.
The cat said, “Thank you, meow!”
And then the donkey eats the carrot and the monkey eats the bananas.

Once there was a tiger
He was a mean old boy
He had a pet spider
He always broke his toys
His friends thought that he was cool
He loved his pet spider
He had a very big pool
He was cool enough to be a tiger
He was a very good fighter

Some of you may think that school is poor,
Come over here and listen some more!
Now I’ll teach you a thing or two…
Get up and listen all of you!

Chorus

School is fun,
School is cool.
Some even have a swimming pool!
School is fun,
School is ace.
It will definitely put a smile on your face!
School is fun,
School is amazing.
Get up on your feet don’t be lazy!

I hope you’re all still listening class,
Molly, don’t knock over that glass!

Chorus

School is fun,
School is cool.
Some even have a swimming pool!
School is fun,
School is ace.
It will definitely put a smile on your face!
School is fun,
School is amazing.
Get up on your feet don’t be lazy!

Now you’ve learnt that school isn’t lame,
Let’s all play a really fun game!

Chorus

School is fun,
School is cool.
Some even have a swimming pool!
School is fun,
School is ace.
It will definitely put a smile on your face!
School is fun,
School is amazing.
Get up on your feet don’t be lazy!

You betta learn quick,
Or you’re gonna be sick,
Gotta be slick
Or you’ll be whipped
By the teacher who has a pet tick,
Or you’ll get kicked by little kids.
Time you learn this word of wonder, the extremely hard but amazing word
Listen up kids, here’s your chance to learn this very complicated word
Don’t say it too fast or a crooked tear will run down your face like fear
READY…
STEADY…
GO!

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!