There once was a cat who jumped on a plane,
The cat caught a clown,
But people weren’t bothered because it was lame,
The clown weren’t happy so he put a frown,
The cat travelled to Rome,
He got off,
He thought it was his beautiful home,
But he get though a man named Noff,
He slid though the man,
Once he saw Rome it was bright,
Then he ran,
He thought it
There was once a penguin lost in the sea,
Trying to find its way back to its home,
One day it started swimming towards me,
It looked like it had been left all alone.
The precious little penguin was so scared,
The precious little penguin’s always sad,
Because it seemed that no one really cared,
How could he survive without his own dad?
He was not very good at being sneaky,
Everyone was so sad that he lost his dad,
Neither was he being good at cheeky,
He lost his dad but he didn’t act mad,
The precious little penguin was finally found,
I wish I could hear that wonderful sound.
The fierce tigers have black, really round spots,
They can also be tigers that are white,
They can also tie extremely tight knots,
Be careful because they can easily bite.
They can have extremely nice but long stripes,
Tigers backs are extremely, really black,
Tigers definitely need to use wipes,
But be careful because they can attack.
Tigers are afraid of pure water,
Then if you go near one it will roar,
They will eat their food, if they want, later
In the jungle they will hunt and explore.
They have really massive lookable eyes,
But you should know that they are very wise.
The monkey riding on the donkey.
The cat looked at the monkey!
Cat said, “You going shopping?”
Monkey said, “Yes I am. I going.”
The monkey goes shopping.
The donkey is waiting.
The nun is there.
The nun said, ” I am a nun. You going shopping?”
The monkey said, “Why, you said you are nun.”
Monkey shopping:
14 bananas,1 jug milk,2 juice,15 carrot ,1 melon and 2 buns.
The monkey goes back to nun and gives her the 2 buns.
The nun said, “Thank you!!!”
The monkey goes back to the cat and gives her the jug of milk.
The cat said, “Thank you, meow!”
And then the donkey eats the carrot and the monkey eats the bananas.
Once there was a tiger
He was a mean old boy
He had a pet spider
He always broke his toys
His friends thought that he was cool
He loved his pet spider
He had a very big pool
He was cool enough to be a tiger
He was a very good fighter
Some of you may think that school is poor,
Come over here and listen some more!
Now I’ll teach you a thing or two…
Get up and listen all of you!
Chorus
School is fun,
School is cool.
Some even have a swimming pool!
School is fun,
School is ace.
It will definitely put a smile on your face!
School is fun,
School is amazing.
Get up on your feet don’t be lazy!
I hope you’re all still listening class,
Molly, don’t knock over that glass!
Chorus
School is fun,
School is cool.
Some even have a swimming pool!
School is fun,
School is ace.
It will definitely put a smile on your face!
School is fun,
School is amazing.
Get up on your feet don’t be lazy!
Now you’ve learnt that school isn’t lame,
Let’s all play a really fun game!
Chorus
School is fun,
School is cool.
Some even have a swimming pool!
School is fun,
School is ace.
It will definitely put a smile on your face!
School is fun,
School is amazing.
Get up on your feet don’t be lazy!
You betta learn quick,
Or you’re gonna be sick,
Gotta be slick
Or you’ll be whipped
By the teacher who has a pet tick,
Or you’ll get kicked by little kids.
Time you learn this word of wonder, the extremely hard but amazing word
Listen up kids, here’s your chance to learn this very complicated word
Don’t say it too fast or a crooked tear will run down your face like fear
READY…
STEADY…
GO!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Holidays are cool
Cause you get a break from school,
You can have so much fun
Especially in the summer sun.
Teachers are a bore
Even when I break the law,
But some can be okay
When I get ’em a bouquet.
This is our rap
We can say it in a snap,
In the rhythm of a beat
Where we can tap our feet.
The whole world is big
and I don’t want a pig.
The whole world is fun
I would like to run.
Now you know about the world
but why is your hair curled?
Do you know why?
Why what? I’m going to cry!! 🙁
We can go to space
and find a nice place.
But before you go,
I have to admit that you’re slow.
You will need a rocket
and put this poem in your pocket.
But you have to understand!
I swear with my right hand.
The whole world is big
and I don’t want a pig.
The whole world is fun
I would like to run.
The laughing stock were as loud as thunder,
The laughing stock giggled and wriggled,
THE LAUGHING STOCK,
The laughing stock, so loud I couldn’t think a tiny bit,
The laughing stock, so bumpy, the large window shattered to pieces
THE LAUGHING STOCK,
The laughing stock were so tall and terrible I felt so small,
Laughing,stock Laughing stock, why so,different?
LAUGHING STOCK