The last time I went on holiday,
I ate some bales of hay,
When I went on holiday.
Then the very next day,
I also ate James May,
When I went on holiday.
On the very last day,
I ate a cow that went “Yay”,
The last time I went on holiday!
My woolly caterpillar,
his name is Jolly Miller.
He sits on my shoulder
as brave as a boulder.
He’s ugly and hairy
The opposite of my sister’s pet fairy.
His worse habit is nibbling my favourite jumper,
So I fed him… to my pet rabbit called thumper.
In the jungle there was a monkey,
Who loved swimming but lived in the trees.
One day the monkey sat on a donkey,
But unfortunately he got flicked to the seas.
The wet monkey swam through the waters,
Finally, he managed to reach shore.
One hour or so later he met a bunch of boasters,
Got beaten up and thrown away poor.
Sadly, the monkey fell into the sand,
And got back up and felt a bump on his head.
He walked across shore and scratched his hand,
He went on a cruise and went to bed.
The monkey woke up and came off the cruise,
He went to a shop and ate chocolate mousse.
I have a long neck and my name is dot,
I love to play outside on the slide,
I have a best friend her name it spot,
I met a new friend she loves to glide,
I have seen a frightening lion,
The lion was about to kill my sis,
The lion that I saw, his name was Brian,
The frightening Brian gave me a kiss,
The big tree was about to fall on me,
I saw honey and started eating it,
Something was bugging me and it was a bee,
It was not tasty a little bit,
I saw a little and a big and a little rat,
Then the two rats went into my big hat,
A fat monkey who is really cheeky,
He does not act like he’s a real monkey,
Because he’s a monkey who’s really sneaky,
One day the monkey sat on a donkey,
I was really shocked, a monkey can cook,
He made a big bowl of poisonous stew,
Then I saw him reading one of of my books,
Next he tried to fix a tree with some glue,
He was playing hide and seek with his friend,
Then he lost his friend, he looked in his house,
He made up a word and it was a bend,
Then he went inside and he saw a mouse,
Then it went into my little fat hat,
suddenly, a bat came out of a mat,
There once was a little boy named Bill,
And he really likes to fight,
But what he really loves is running up hills,
And once he ran up a hill at night,
He saw some smoke near the folk home,
He waited a hour and ran,
After a hour, it lead to a glass dome,
Inside the dome, there was a empty Band,
He stared for a while and then turned back,
There was a old man near the fold,
Then he heard a faint, weak QUACK,
The old man asked for his name and he told,
A week later, he found out he lied,
And a month after that he mysteriously died.
I think candy is very delicious
Candy can look like a cookie that’s blue
I think candy is so bubbleicious
Candy can be a sweet sugary blue
It is also in different flavors
Candy can be orange or bubble gum
There are many other candy flavors
I love sweet and sugary candy. YUM!
Candy is always a sweet yummy treat
Candy is always edible to eat
There once was a cat who jumped on a plane,
He caught a clown,
But people thought it was lame,
The clown wasn’t happy so he put a frown,
The cat was travelling to Rome,
The cat got off,
He thought it was his beautiful home,
He slid though the man,
Once he arrived it was bright,
And then he ran,
He thought it was switched like a light,
The Cat became King
And then he found a diamond ring.
I once was a baker
who loved hugs and mugs
I made enormous cake
but I fell and crumbled
My friend ate rice
and also again jumbled
and there are ahh mice
all over the plates
My friend carried on eating rice
and the rats kept making mice on slate
Help everybody, help! There are mice
I lived and died
I survived and tried