The Romans were a real nasty bunch
Had loads, and I mean loads, of money
Often went to battle
For serious matters
Or at least I think so
They were quite “The Show Off”
If you know what I mean
You would hopefully agree.
Don’t let them see this or…
“ATTACK!!!” Shouted the leader. “After them!”
“We shall zmover dem” the Huns cried back
Within a blink I saw blood coming from my arm
Next I saw the brown mud and green grass
I cried, knowing death was to come
At one moment I saw fireworks or even missiles
I then floated in the sky, wait I’ve gone too far
Next I started rolling
Now if you were me you would be surprised,
I’m not dead already
I stopped when I hit a big black leather boot
Obviously there was a foot in the shoe
Which made me not need the bathroom anymore
I didn’t know what to expect,
When I saw a gorgeous young girl wearing the boots
The Romans were a bad bunch
The Vikings were a mad bunch
The Romans conquered here and there
They really conquered everywhere!
The Vikings had some weird beliefs
They say we came out of the stink
of a giant’s armpit
So, as you can see,
The Romans were a bad bunch
The Vikings were a mad bunch
Oh!
The prehistoric times!
I wondered about the the Stone Age
every day and night.
By the way?
Did they sleep in beds like today?
Oh what were Romans?
Did they fight?
Or did they bite?
Did Archimedes burn them with light?
It’s all a mystery to me!
Because it’s all old of coursey.
We are Viking Warriors,
We fought lots of battles,
Our greatest battle was when we attacked Lindisfarne
and then soon settled in England
but we had to fight the Anglo-Saxons,
soon we were taken over by the Normans
and were long forgotten.
THEY SHOWED NO MERCY!
THEY HAD A MIND-BLOWING EMPIRE
THEY HAD LOST LEAST BATTLES
HAD THE MOST COUNTRIES
THEY WERE VERY CLEVER
HAD AWESOME WEAPONS
GOOD INVENTORS
THEY INVENTED BATHS, TOILETS, WEAPONRY AND ARMOUR
JULIUS CAESAR CONKED THEM ALL!!!
The Egyptian gods were alive long ago,
but then they died.
How? I don’t know know!
Oh, please someone tell me!
I’ve been wondering, how?
Oh, please tell me!
I bow!
If anyone could tell me, who would it be?
Oh please, oh please tell me!
The Tudors where grim and gruesome,
The Tudors were the ones who invented
The Church of England
but upset the Catholics
The Tudors fought the Spanish
and won
The Tudors were clever people.
The old days,
Good old days!
Your great grannie’s life!
The 1750s!
The old burns!
Rabbie Burns!
Tam o’ shanter!
To a mouse!
My Heart’s in the Highlands!
Tam and Meg!
See the ghouls!
They make mistakes,
Then they run.
LOVE’S A RED ROSE!
ALL POEMS
FAMOUS FOR SCOTS!
The Wee Tattie scones!
WE’RE THE SCOTS TOGETHER!
Though that’s ages ago!
Back then. Old days,
Can’t think of them all!
Some are short
Some are tall
Some are ginormous
Some are small
Some eat veg
Some eat meat
And we all know they have
big smelly feet!