A food adorer
A stroke liker
A rat runner
A fast mover
A day sleeper
A bad swimmer
A dog hater
A log lover
A tail catcher
A fence jumper
A cute curler
Competition Entry
Missing: Charlie
Anyone seen my chicken?
soft ‘n’ old
greedy ‘n’ bold
Charlie the careful Chicken
He’s very cheerful
and really weird
He’s not awful
and certainly not feared
Anyone seen my chicken?
soft ‘n’ old
greedy ‘n’ bold
Charlie the careful chicken
He’s very cute and lovely
He’s always very nice
Please take him back
although he’s got lice
Anyone seen my chicken
soft ‘n’ old
greedy ‘n’ bold
Charlie the careful chicken
Missing Diego
Anyone seen my dog?
mucky and wet
annoyed and undefeated
bites my friends, my sister too
scares my sister, attacks squirrels as well
argues a lot, barks quite loud .
doesn’t like his food, black as well
Anyone seen my Dog?
mucky and wet
annoyed undefeated
Diego the dreadful dog.
Takes my meat, my Dad’s too
doesn’t like what we give him to eat
Anyone seen my dog?
mucky and wet
annoyed and undefeated
Diego the dreadful dog
Please send Diego back, he’s the best
Anyone seen my dog?
My Polar Bear
A fish eater
A four footer
A fury walker
An enormous mammal
A seal gulper
A good swimmer
Where Zebras Go
The Zebras go here and there,
The Zebras go everywhere!
They go to dry land,
Or they go on the hot sand.
The Zebras go to where they can eat,
In Africa, is where they will find their meat!
They go back after to roam,
To find the path to their little home.
After a long hard day,
The Zebras go where they don’t have to play.
They go where its time to sleep,
And they all cuddle like one big sheep.
They go to bed,
Feeling all fed.
Now we all know,
Where the Zebras go.
My Greyhound
A slipper snaffler
A pom-pom pincher
A rubbish-bag ripper
A teddy tosser
A kitty-cat chaser
A gammon guzzler
A silent sleeper
A zoomy zoomer
A lazy leaner
A fabulous friend
My Animals
My little doggy ran away,
Even though I told him to stay,
My baby kittens, Roscoe, Jinx and Bob,
Started to slowly sob,
My female whale tried to escape,
She is weird, she wears a cape,
And finally my pet bird is quiet,
Maybe the kittens should choose a different diet,
Goodbye my dear bird,
You really loved lemon curd.
What to Say to an Alligator
If a hungry alligator says
“Tummy tum tum,
dear child, come inside!”
Just say
“Yummy yum yum
I really can’t come.
Instead of me
try bubblegum!”
