Allsorts

Santa has a white beard
he wears red
he has eight reindeer
he says ho ho ho!
he has a red hat
he has a sleigh

Girls need food but boys don’t ?
Boys need an education but girls don’t?
What year is it?1901?

Oh… it’s Victorian times
Old Vicky’s rain was good
It was the time of the Industrial Revolution
Children worked for over 4 hours a day
How would you feel about it?

Maisie the crazy cat
Was such a silly brat
And that’s about I can say
Okay?

Boys go to Jupiter
To get more stupider
Mums go to Mars
Because they are stars
Dads go to Spain
To get a bigger brain

I don’t know what to put here
So I’m talking about delicious food
Like burgers, chips
French fries, pizza
And the best ice cream
And chocolate cake

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The only reason I’m happy
Is because of you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are the kindest friend
I don’t know what I would do
Without you

“Miss Muschamp?”
“Yes sir” I said
“Where is your homework?”
Oh no, I thought to myself. “Ummmmm…”
“Um what?” asked the teacher.
” I… got hungry and ate it. My dog was very sad.”
“A likely story.”
“Well then,” I said. “My…. I was staying at Grandma’s house.”
“And then what happened?”
“She was supposed to help me with it.”
“Oh and let me guess she forgot.”
“Oh no no no, would never forget a thing like that, she died.”
“I’m sorry to hear that. So then couldn’t Mum or Dad help?”
“Too busy,” I said
“And what were they doing?”
“Mum was cooking and Dad was was… chopping up logs.”
“As soon as I hear that I know that none of it’s true so tell me the truth.”
“Oh fine, I forgot to do it so this morning I scribbled on it ”
“Thank you,” he said as he started to walk away.
“Phew he’s gone,” I sighed
“Oh and one more thing,” he said
“What?” I said thinking what nice things he could say.
Well, I thought that for about 7 seconds.
“DETENTION!”
“WHAT???”

Are you wondering what school is I’ll tell you – alright?
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Life
or
Six
Chill
Hours
Of
Our
Life
or
Six
Cool
Hours
Of
Our
Life

My sister is called Vivi
You only live once but not for long

She is as annoying as could be
I want to be alone but does she let me? NO!
So here I am writing a poem to let her know I love her (not really )
The worst younger sister of all time could be her new name
Eva’s being mean? How an earth am I doing that?
Run run run before you’re HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

V

I

V

Is just the worst/best