I’m sat at home with the cat on the phone
Suddenly I hear my mum have a quick moan
I asked my dad what to do [I am bored !]
so my dad said, “Do your home work.”
So I go and do the most boring thing of all
sleeping [oh sorry I mean homework (urgh)]
When I’m finished I celebrate
So I go to bed and rest
for ages
There once was a boy called Chris
who was scared of the dark abyss
Every night,
he would get his parents to put up a fight
They gave him a bell
which he didn’t treat well
July 20 1969
a very historic sign
for the man on moon
who arrived just after June.
Chris had been inspired
and more than ever aspired
to be an astronaut
and launch into space
and create yet more history.
I’ve got a pet fish from the fish shop,
he lives in his tank and eats a lot!
His name is Fishy,
he always loves his dishy.
Although he is very fat
he swims fast when he sees a cat.
Fishy became greedy,
and very needy.
One day
when he went out to play,
he saw us eat:
tomatoes, cucumber, and no meat.
He leapt from his tank
and landed in the bin where it stank!
The clock struck nine,
one giant leap for fishy kind!
fishy, fishy, in my dishy.
and now I have NO FOOD!
I put him in his place,
which is not that ace.
fishy, fishy, now NOT in my dishy.
We devour
We eat flour
We put bacon in the frier
Throw the grease in the air
Now the grease is in our hair
Credit to my dad.
I once went to see Roger Stevens
Because I had a small grievance.
He’d said I was odd
For my friend was called Todd (Not true)
And I cried, “I’m not odd, more evens!”
Waves Crashing
Rocks Smashing
Seagulls Lurking
Whilst People Smirking
Swimmers Swimming
Flippers Flapping
The Sea Is Pulling To The Deep
All The Cliffs Are Very Steep
There once lived a dog called Frazzle
and he liked to dazzle
and he had a friend called Bazzle
and she liked to dazzle just like Frazzle
but Bazzle did not like to paddle
although Frazzle
They are still friends called Frazzle and Bazzle
who dazzle.