Allsorts

Once’s upon a time there was a horse and her name was Evie
and Evie lived in a beautiful stable
One day she was let out into the field and she broke free
She found herself in a dark creepy forest
Her owners looked high and low for her
Meanwhile Evie was living her best life
Running around and eating grass
Her owners were crying their eyes out
Because they loved that horse so much
But they didn’t know that she had found her way back home
Then they ran to her crying
They all lived happy ever after
And she never ran away again

Do you see Irlam?
Yes, I know, it has so many interesting places, such as Irlam train station, and many more.
There’s schools much as Irlam Primary school, Irlam and Chadishead academy,
so much you can explore.
Irlam I adore most.
You can see so many schools, shops,
It’s better then Liverpool.
And many more high schools!

Oh happy days, happy days
What is it like to be who you are?

I am up and good, tell me if you are asleep
If you are wake up.

Up up happy happy days days

Stay safe hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God,
I don’t know but today seems kinda odd.
No running from the dog, no smog,
and momma cooked breakfast with no hog.
I got my grub on, did not pig out, finally got a call from a girl
I wanna hang out, hooked up as I hit the door.
Thinking will live another 24?
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top.
And if I hit the switch I can make that ah drop,
Had to stop at a red light.
Looking in my mirror,
No jacket in sight.
And everything is alright.
I got a beep from Kim, and she can call me all night,
I called the homies and I’m asking y’all,
‘Which park are y’all playing basketball’’
I get on the court and I’m in trouble.
Last week around a triple-double,
Freakin’ brothers every way like MJ.
I can’t believe today was a good day.

Caterpillars living on lettuce,
Are the colour of their host:
Look out, when you’re eating a salad,
For the greens that move most.

Close your mouth tight when you’re running,
As when washing you shut your eyes,
Then as soap is kept from smarting,
So will tonsils be from flies.

If in spite of such precautions,
Anything nasty gets within,
Remember it will be thinking:
‘Far worse for me than him. ‘

If in the middle of the night,
Your bedside tastes of cloth,
It means that possibly you might..
ACCIDENTALLY HAVE DRUNK A MOTH!

In summer it’s as well you should
Switch on the light before you sip,
For others that actually could,
Be taking their midnight dip.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Somehow that’s how I met you
I gave you a rose
Then you gave me violet
That how I remember seeing you

Cats sleep anywhere
On your couch or chair
Ledge or edge lap or
Tap bed or head
Cats don’t care
They will sleep anywhere!

A man and a dog
One big, one small, depending on types
They stick together like glue
The man says, Me and you watch the world move
The dog just barks and eats.

In early light the scent of warm bread fills the air
Gold crust crackling whispering promises of comfort and care
A simple pleasure, a staple of life’s daily routine, symbol of sustenance
The lovely smell of bread, oh how I love it

This is a haiku
Really very simple, see?
But it just can’t be

Five syllables first
Seven in the middle line
Five syllables last

No that can’t be it
Is it made of a soft cheese?
No, it must be words

Oh I’ve gotten it
How could I have not noticed
It broke a big rule

A haiku can only have three lines.