Allsorts

Maisie the crazy cat
Was such a silly brat
And that’s about I can say
Okay?

Boys go to Jupiter
To get more stupider
Mums go to Mars
Because they are stars
Dads go to Spain
To get a bigger brain

I don’t know what to put here
So I’m talking about delicious food
Like burgers, chips
French fries, pizza
And the best ice cream
And chocolate cake

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The only reason I’m happy
Is because of you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are the kindest friend
I don’t know what I would do
Without you

“Miss Muschamp?”
“Yes sir” I said
“Where is your homework?”
Oh no, I thought to myself. “Ummmmm…”
“Um what?” asked the teacher.
” I… got hungry and ate it. My dog was very sad.”
“A likely story.”
“Well then,” I said. “My…. I was staying at Grandma’s house.”
“And then what happened?”
“She was supposed to help me with it.”
“Oh and let me guess she forgot.”
“Oh no no no, would never forget a thing like that, she died.”
“I’m sorry to hear that. So then couldn’t Mum or Dad help?”
“Too busy,” I said
“And what were they doing?”
“Mum was cooking and Dad was was… chopping up logs.”
“As soon as I hear that I know that none of it’s true so tell me the truth.”
“Oh fine, I forgot to do it so this morning I scribbled on it ”
“Thank you,” he said as he started to walk away.
“Phew he’s gone,” I sighed
“Oh and one more thing,” he said
“What?” I said thinking what nice things he could say.
Well, I thought that for about 7 seconds.
“DETENTION!”
“WHAT???”

Are you wondering what school is I’ll tell you – alright?
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Life
or
Six
Chill
Hours
Of
Our
Life
or
Six
Cool
Hours
Of
Our
Life

My sister is called Vivi
You only live once but not for long

She is as annoying as could be
I want to be alone but does she let me? NO!
So here I am writing a poem to let her know I love her (not really )
The worst younger sister of all time could be her new name
Eva’s being mean? How an earth am I doing that?
Run run run before you’re HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

V

I

V

Is just the worst/best

Izzy is amazing
Izzy is cool
Izzy plays hockey
Although she never hits the ball
Oh, how we love Izzy

Oh, the little girl down my road
She has a pet toad
She pets him and hugs him
and feeds him yummy treats
Oh, she doesn’t like dogs or cute little kittens
She only loves her friendly young toad
She gives him a kiss goodnight
She asks me if I want to pet him
But to be honest
I don’t really like him.