Allsorts

Bruises and bruises, I have bruises
I get them from cats
I get them from dogs
Especially from bats
I even get them from logs.

I love my school
It is the best school I ever go to of my life
With air-conditioner, clean toilet and Google classroom
Being a prefect is the best
My school is always honest, care for each other and mostly fair
That is why i love my school!

I watch many videos on Youtube
An idea came to my mind
I wanted to be a Youtuber
I told my parents and asked for permission
I had my permission
I made a video and posted it
I waited excitedly
The next day I woke up, I saw 5 dislikes
I was sad
Now I know that being a Youtuber is not easy.

People
Some are nice
Some like mice
Some are mean
But everyone has a role in this world
Either it’s writing a word
Or helping others

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I love
I love F
I love Fo
I love For
I love Fort
I love Fortn
I love Fortni
I love Fortnit
I love Fortnite
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I love Fortnite, I do
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I love Fortnite, I don’t
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I love Fortnite, I don’t Lo
I love Fortnite, I don’t Lov
I love Fortnite, I don’t Love
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I love Fortnite, I don’t Love PU
I love Fortnite, I don’t Love PUB
I love Fortnite, I don’t Love PUBG
I love Fortnite, I don’t Love PUBG.

I see the curtains move in the breeze,
What could it be?
It could be a monster or a spider crawling up,
Or it could be a fairy getting stuck!
It sounds like a storm brewing,
It sounds like wind chimes chiming,
What could it be I ask myself,
Is it really the breeze?

There once was a boy name Harry
He preferred to be called Perry
Then, he fell down a hole and said,
YEET!

I wake up to go to school,
and everything is great
until I look at the time
and I’m late!
I go to get breakfast,
but I don’t know what to eat
then I realize all that’s left is meat!
I say I’m fine so I go do my hair,
when I look in the mirror I look like a bear!
I brush my teeth, get dressed and pack my bag,
I then realize I have a math test and I am ready to gag
I get to school but don’t worry everything is cool! 🙂

I wake up in the morning and don’t want to get out of bed
So I yell to my mother, don’t wake me up out of bed.
Then she runs up the stairs and comes in my room

and hauls the covers off me.

So then she says breakfast is getting cold,
so I get up out of bed and trip down the stairs.
I get down to the table and she’s made bacon and eggs.
When I look at the time, it is only 7:00,
So I ran back up the stairs because it is way too early.
I yell to her – I have school at 9:30. (one hour later)
It is time for school by now, so I got dressed and make my bed.
Then I brush my hair, and the comb gets stuck in my head.
I am finally at school, and I hear no buses, no cars.
This is awfully weird.
I discover it is Sunday, no school today.
Then I go home and sleep for the rest of the day.

Bob has a mule.

His name is Zule.

Bob goes to school

and so does Zule

but Zule doesn’t like school

because there’s no school for mules

like Zule.