Allsorts

One day I was walking down the street
and it was raining
A car came Zooooooming past and got me wet
I was screaming

The next day I tripped up on a curb in to a puddle
I was crying

The day after, I went home and said MAKE ME A DRINK
to my mum and she said no
I said, That’s it
l went in my bedroom and then my mum comes up and says
”If you were polite and said please l would”.

So the next day, when l was walking down the street
nothing happened
When l went home I asked for a drink and my mum gave me a drink
then l realised l was just cheeky.

So from then l was so good
Be good for your parents

We think are town deserves a crown
Guess what? It’s named after the River Irwell
Irlam is the best so don’t try and test us.
We’re from Irlam and we’re proud to share it
And we don’t care if you can’t bear it
One reason why Irlam’s so great
Is because of the city council
So shout HORRAY
Here are some amazing people from Irlam
Tracy Kelly and Peter Taylor
Neil Mc Arthur, Matty Blyth, Bob Dale, Ian Goodwin,
Michelle Keegen. Percy Le Clerc. Emma Lowndes, Adam Neil
Jason Talbot, Ernest Warburton, Scott Hogan and Liam Hogan

Dear Santa,

please can I have a pony (pretend)
or a Stitch Plushy,
Taylor Swift,
Six The Musical tickets,
Kitten,
a pink Chrome book with pink headphones,
Stanley,
a Dog,
a Bestie,
an iPhone,

On the 8th of November I’m having a sleepover
Evie, Harper, Flo and Daisy are coming
Next year we are going on a trip to Hogwards when I’m 11
Evie, Harper, Flo and Daisy are coming and we are going to be sorted in to houses
I have a feeling I’m going to be in Slytherin
For the other girls not so sure
Daisy might be in Gyrifindor
We are going every year up until year 7
It is supposed to be for 11 years or older
Me, Daisy and Harper will be 11 next year
Flo is 10 next year so she might have to lie about her age

Once’s upon a time there was a horse and her name was Evie
and Evie lived in a beautiful stable
One day she was let out into the field and she broke free
She found herself in a dark creepy forest
Her owners looked high and low for her
Meanwhile Evie was living her best life
Running around and eating grass
Her owners were crying their eyes out
Because they loved that horse so much
But they didn’t know that she had found her way back home
Then they ran to her crying
They all lived happy ever after
And she never ran away again

Do you see Irlam?
Yes, I know, it has so many interesting places, such as Irlam train station, and many more.
There’s schools much as Irlam Primary school, Irlam and Chadishead academy,
so much you can explore.
Irlam I adore most.
You can see so many schools, shops,
It’s better then Liverpool.
And many more high schools!

Oh happy days, happy days
What is it like to be who you are?

I am up and good, tell me if you are asleep
If you are wake up.

Up up happy happy days days

Stay safe hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God,
I don’t know but today seems kinda odd.
No running from the dog, no smog,
and momma cooked breakfast with no hog.
I got my grub on, did not pig out, finally got a call from a girl
I wanna hang out, hooked up as I hit the door.
Thinking will live another 24?
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top.
And if I hit the switch I can make that ah drop,
Had to stop at a red light.
Looking in my mirror,
No jacket in sight.
And everything is alright.
I got a beep from Kim, and she can call me all night,
I called the homies and I’m asking y’all,
‘Which park are y’all playing basketball’’
I get on the court and I’m in trouble.
Last week around a triple-double,
Freakin’ brothers every way like MJ.
I can’t believe today was a good day.

Caterpillars living on lettuce,
Are the colour of their host:
Look out, when you’re eating a salad,
For the greens that move most.

Close your mouth tight when you’re running,
As when washing you shut your eyes,
Then as soap is kept from smarting,
So will tonsils be from flies.

If in spite of such precautions,
Anything nasty gets within,
Remember it will be thinking:
‘Far worse for me than him. ‘

If in the middle of the night,
Your bedside tastes of cloth,
It means that possibly you might..
ACCIDENTALLY HAVE DRUNK A MOTH!

In summer it’s as well you should
Switch on the light before you sip,
For others that actually could,
Be taking their midnight dip.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Somehow that’s how I met you
I gave you a rose
Then you gave me violet
That how I remember seeing you