Allsorts

I am a kitten, so fuzzy and cute
But I’m also mischievous, I stole lots of loot
By loot I mean cat treats
I am also super mean because I bit my owner’s feet
If I was a human I would diss you
I will diss you forever until you go Boo Hoo Hoo
I am super cute and adorable
But with a dinosaur I’m pretty comparable
I steal the cat treats from the pantry
And I get rid of my owner’s candy
I am super mischievous so don’t come near me
Or I’ll scratch you and chase into a tree
My personality is like a witch
So if you mess with me I’ll throw you in a ditch

She’s my missing piece, the key to my heart.
When I find a locked door, she has the code.
When I leave my school, I know we will never be apart,
Because she’s in my heart, and she will never leave it.

She is the strength when I’m the brain.

She is the peanut to my butter,
the star to my burst,
but most importantly,
she’s the best to my friend.

Life without her would not be the same,
She’s there when I need her, to help me through

I am a polar bear, all fuzzy and white,
When the sun shines down on me, I shine so bright.
I like swimming and eating fish,
I don’t need knives and forks as my hands are my dish,
I protect my babies with all that I own,
I keep them safe in an ice den so they are not alone,
I don’t get cold or even get scared,
That’s because I am big and brave even when dared,
I know you want to hug me as I look so sweet,
That wouldn’t be a good idea as I would eat you up- even your feet!

I’m a peregrine falcon and I’m always gonna win as I’m faster than you,
I can fly and I am faster than you too!

You’ll find me propelling explosively through the sky,
I’m faster than a bullet – you’ll see when I pass by,
You go 75mph when I am 3.2 times faster than you,

My dive bomb fills all with dread,
And you’ll always lose, I will put you to bed!
My horrifying squawk is like a whistle in your ear,
There’s no stopping me, I’m entering my top gear!

I see the finish line,
The prey’s blood is divine,
I won this race by more than a scratch,
The race is over, game, set and match!

I’m from America going on a journey
To Europe so please donate some European money
I have my flight ticket to England
I will go on the beach and play on the sand

I’m on the plane sitting still
The dinner just arrived, it was a sweet barbecue grill
After that I watched some TV
About an old lady being stung by a bee

Then the lights on the plane turned pitch black
I didn’t think the plane was going on track
Then the lights came back on
And now I’ve finally found my chocolate bon bons

I went to sleep on my seat
I am starving, I just want to eat
I just woke up and breakfast has arrived
If I didn’t eat I might’ve just died

We are landing at the airport
Right next to the city basketball court
I collected my luggage and headed on out
I literally don’t know what I was so worried about

I am taking a coach to my fancy hotel
It had a hot tub and even a bell
The food there was extraordinary
I ate a few waffles with a couple of berries

I met my family at the mall
Next to the shop with the neon green wall
We went shopping and had lots of fun
We went to the cafe and ate some sticky buns

After that we went to the park
My shoes had ripped so we went to Clarks
I picked out a snazzy pair of dark blue trainers
Then we ordered lunch in a container

We ate a truckload of pasta
The reason we did that was so we could play faster
After lunch we went to the fun fair
I played an arcade game and shot a pear

England was awesome it was nice
Especially the delicious English curry and rice
Now it’s time to go back to America I’m so sad
But when I was in England I was glad

I boarded the plane and sat down
I watched some TV with a frown
If I ever come back here
I’ll let the rest of my family try some American beer

On one side of your shoulder there are angels
But on the other side there are devils
Be nice and get rid of the bad
That way we can enjoy life and everyone will be glad

Angels care for the body
So people can turn countries into a peaceful country
They wear white and angelic wings
They play the harp and they also sing

A devil is the opposite of the good
All they care about is darkness and blood
Horrific beasts roaming around the world
They think they are the kings of the Underworld

Peace on Earth and glory seeks
I bet the devils won’t even last a week
Peaceful angels roam around
Spreading love and care out and abound

Devils are rude, Devils are mean
If they tried to be good they wouldn’t be keen
The Underworld is a horrible place
With no care and no peacefulness or grace

I love WWE,
Everyday I watch it on my TV.
Ultimate Warrior is my fav,
He was strong, crazy and brave.
The oldies to me are the best,
But because they are old they need to rest.

The beach has shells,
Salt water smells

Pretty and blue,
Perfect for you,

Sand in your toes,
Why does it, nobody knows

We could eat a peach,
At the beach!

I am mad about this rule
Where you have to stay inside
In my backyard I don’t have a pool
So I’m still bored outside

I know staying inside will protect the NHS
But I am still so bored
So nowadays instead of school I go ahead and take a rest
But I am fed up of this rule

I miss my friends
But stay at home
When will lockdown ever end
Because we are trapped in a massive dome

Since I cannot go anywhere
I take online classes
I still have some fun and I pretend to be a bear
Lockdown can still be fun

At the end of the problem I am going outside
And take a deep breath full of fresh air
We are lucky that Covid-19 is not like carbon dioxide
Or else we would have died straight away

This brand new virus has already killed
10% of the world’s population
I will be glad after being quarantined
For who knows how long

Lockdown is soo boring
Overnight all my family is fast asleep EXCEPT ME!!
Cheese pizza, oh I miss it
Kite flying, I miss that too
Down with coronavirus!!
Or else I will SCREAM – AAGGHH!!!
When it is sunny I can’t go to the park
Now hopefully people will listen about staying home