Bristly beard like an old broom.
Everything he eats gets stuck in there
All his rotten drinks drip through the black hairs.
Revolting sandwich bits are sickening.
Disgusting mouldy fish.
Allsorts
I See It
I see your true colors shining through,
I see who I truly am through you.
I see my life reflecting,
but only whenever I’m looking
(at you of course)
I see your inner beauty
and I will never look at your booty!
(That was meant as a joke.)
This poem should be okay
for anyone to read, I hope.
Building… Well I Don’t Know
I have some clay, I have some stones,
what am I building? Nobody knows.
I create a wall, in fact I’ve made four,
it looks like a house made for a war.
I shape a roof, “flat or with a point?” ,
I looked at my arm, I think I broke a joint.
I shaped the roof in a random shape,
then it looked like there was no escape.
So then I added a door,
but that was a bit of a bore.
so it ended up in the shape of a bin,
no wait, I think it was in the bin.
What People Say About Me
I’m excellent, fabulous, great as can be,
astoundingly splendid, yes seriously.
I’m wickedly wonderous to such a degree,
I’m out of this world. I guess you’ll agree.
Breath-takingly super, a sure guarantee,
there’s no one as epic or first class as me.
Phenomenal homework comes most easily,
so why is last week’s marked in red with a ‘D’ ?
Do Not Destroy the World
We see it
We feel it
We smell it
We hear it
We taste it
So people, do not destroy it.
Fashion Planet
What’s this a planet of fashion
Even cute dresses at the train station
People are experimenting outfits all day long
But if you’re wearing six dresses then that’s just wrong
For some reason you can’t wear ugly clothes
Or else you’ll get sent to prison with another pack of ugly wolves
A fashion spotlight hits the ground
BOOM BOOM BOOM what is that sound?
It’s just some rock music from very faraway
Buts it’s super faraway, there is just no way
Many people with dazzling gowns
Have lots of beauty while the peasants frown
Super duper pretty wild and not meek
That trendy outfit will last way more than a week
That’s the end of this fashion madness
I’ll go bonkers if I see someone in a dress
Save the World
The world has beauty
like you have beauty
But you have no beauty if the world has beauty
so save it.
Walking Away
I’m walking away from life,
away from hopes, away from dreams.
I’m walking away from here,
away from land, away from sea.
I’m walking away from there,
away from the sun, away from the moon.
I’m walking towards my goals,
but being away from life, hopes and dreams,
away from land and sea, away from the sun,
and away from the moon means,
I’ve lost all the troubles, but also the things I need to survive.
I try to turn back, but I can’t.
The incorrect is luring me in,
I cannot move now, I cannot talk now.
