Allsorts

Tonight I sit and count the stars
I wonder what will shine
The sky is the colour of tar
Stars dancing in a line

Glisten in my eyes today
Twinkle twinkle little star
You shine and make every boy’s day
I hope you see me from afar

Tonight I sit and count the stars
I wonder what will shine
The sky is the colour of tar
Stars dancing in a line

Be careful,
you don’t want to smash your skull.

Be careful,
don’t put anything red in front of a bull.

(CHARRRRGE)

(AHHHHHH)

Be careful,
that jumper is made of wool.

My sister Mae,
Loves making clay,
My sister Mollie,
Likes playing with a dolly.
Their birthday
Is on the
30th of May!

I chew at your slippers!
I HATE the mail shippers!
Don’t bark back,
unless you want me to attack!

Kroww! I knocked over your vase!
It was an accident…
Too bad, just don’t blame me!
Tearing up your couch
Ever annoying
Never stop meowing!

Oh, my life as a goldfish,
watching the cat drinking from his dish,
children laughing and joking,
they hope I don’t start floating,
The great outdoors I never explore,
But when I’m free I can see it all!

Cackling cows,
chuckling chickens,
panting pigs,
hysterical horses,
and “Shear” enjoyment from the sheep!

As a cat, that nap
was “catalicious”
Playing
with the string
is “catalicious”

Giraffes are amazing
including there amazing spots,
really long legs,
really long necks,
as beautiful as ever.
For ever will be tall
eyes like saucers
strong bodies
Giraffes are amazing

Okay, but seriously I have fake nails on
So if there are any spellings mistakes that’s why
Now, let’s actually get on with the poem
It’s hard to work with fake nails on
Thank you very much
Byeeeeeeesrdffw