Allsorts

At night time we sleep underneath our roof,
But they are outside, I just don’t have proof,
There’s fairies and giants, unicorns and elves,
The BFG, I’ve seem him, he really smells!

I see them walking, outside my house,
There’s loads of creatures, strolling about,
Although they’re secretive, they’re still really loud,
But no one believes, so they’ve never been found!

I’ve once seen a dwarf, very small,
He was with Grumpy, carrying an axe and ball,
Then I saw Snow White, with her stepmother,
Snow had another man, her new half brother.

I saw The Tooth Fairy, carrying her wand,
She was smiling, at money, looking quite fond,
Then there was Rudolph, of course with Santa,
They were looking happy, full of banter

Last verse I promise, but a unicorn I saw!
I’m not lying, it was fluffy, I wanna see more!
And Bye Guys, hope you enjoy this!
And more will come, why don’t you write one with sir or miss?!

twinkle twinkle
little star
harry potter with a scar
strawberry jam in a jar
sadly stuck in black tar
i am the russian czar
we have a family car
restaurant and bar
relaxing at the spa
smoking the cigar
listen to the guitar
so twinkle twinkle
little star
how i wonder what you are?

What is this world,
It feels like a dream,
Not a dream In fact, a nightmare
A horrible,unreal nightmare

So may losses, so many curses
But not anything will make it better
Vaccines are rare, so is stopping this
So we have to think wisely
Or we’ll all be dead

Wear your mask
Stay two metres
And don’t go to a shop
Unless you NEED to

Now please stay safe
I know the dangers
It’s ok guys
Stay safe

It feels like I’m all alone
Crying in my room until midnight
I’m just here suffering
I cannot see the light.

I wish someone could understand
How I truly feel
Everything feels like a nightmare
Sadly it’s all real.

A river runs down my face
My eyes go pitch red
My hands clenched
And I cry myself to sleep in bed.

When I wake up
The pillows are wet
From all these tears
“Hey happiness – I think we’ve never met.”

Everyone hates me
They’re exasperated and mad
I try to hide the sorrow but in reality…
I’m sad.

I walked across the field
Eeeeww!
I’m stuck in a watery, slimy
bunch of mud

Help! Help!
I wiggled and waggled
but I was still stuck

People started muttering about me
then I started to jump
and it worked.

You can be
an adventurous abseiler or a beautiful barrister
a careful carpenter or a dodgy doorman
an energised earring maker or a fantastic food taster
a great gamer or a horrific hairdresser
an iconic illustrator or a jiggly jelly maker
a kicking karate master or a lame lifeguard
a precise painter or a quick QA leader
a rapid researcher or a sad salesman
a terrifying tax manager or an ultra ui designer
a vigorous van driver or a wonderful waiter
a xeric x-ray file clerk or a young yacht broker
a marvellous manager or a zany zipper cuddler

evil and strict
nobody dare faces
screaming and shouting
down the classroom she paces

singing horribly
when offended she’ll screech
like a parrot bird
so what do you teach

she teaches music
instruments and song
weird and awkward
she urges you to sing along

the rain comes
under the misty sky
it falls slowly
jumping off the buildings
whistling and crying as it goes

The sky is blue
the grass is green
the mud is sticking
the clouds are white
but the world is the most beautiful

The world is green
and the mud is brown
the world is big enough
for all the people to live in
but the best thing is life

The grass is clean and green
shiny and sparkly
some is thick
some is fat
some is short
some is long
when the sun shines
the grass grows longer and longer