Allsorts

Santa flew across the world in a magical spell
Warm cookies and cold milk he could smell
He waddled on the roof
Then tripped – oof!
And down the chimney he fell!

Lush, grass green
Minty car screen
Vegetable cuisine
Like a broad bean
Matcha tea caffeine
A crown fit for a queen
Diamonds- shiny and clean
Emerald penguins who preen
Enchanted forest scene
The incredible lush, grass green

The grapefruit cream pie
Made me feel sky high
Made with great fresh cream
My perfect pie dream
Uh oh
The citrus got in my eye

soft and spongy
warm and yum
with walnuts and cream
to fill my tum tum

banana gone brown
sugar, flour and milk
eggs and butter
smooth like silk

Soft and kind
Happy and warm
He doesn’t mind
That he is tattered and torn

Cute round ears
Feet to kick
When I have tears
He’s sympathetic

I’ve had him for years
Kept him by my bed
Comforts my tears
That from my eyes I shed

School is the best,
school is wonderful,
I love school to the moon and back
No, I love it more than that.

I like sizzling sausages
I like cooking beans
I like mashed potatoes
With gravy and peas
I like jacket potatoes
With peas for tea
But most of all
I like pizza
The one that you get ordered from Uber Eats

Come on everyone
It’s Christmas everyone
Shall we make a snowman?
I’m his biggest fan

Oh so chilly,
Are you silly,
Why?
It is warm,
Not chilly, you silly,
Hmmm!
I am hot,
You are cold,
You are in front of the heater,
Soon I will lay in bed with a thermometer,
Please give me the heater,
No no,
Buy your own,
I am your sister,
Oh, are you telling me a tongue twister?
Please be serious,
If I am not serious am I mysterious,
ENOUGH! Be serious,
Okay! If you will not give me heater,
I will expire,
Yes I remember the time father retired,
Please please, I am not in the mood to laugh,
Please turn the heater to half,
No, can’t you understand,
It is mine,
Get your own,
I don’t have time,
You don’t need time,
Please!
Do not tease,
Mom! Dad!
You here?
How?
B..b…but how?
Here you go,
Your heater,
How did you know?
We remember what happened last year,
Thank you so much,
Oh, so cosy, so warm,
So relaxed,
Ahhh!

It’s 2020 AKA the worst year of the world.
All because of this thing called CORONAVIRUS!
People dying and getting sick
like when will this go away
It’s ruining people’s life and we
missing school.