My rabbit is called Sammy
I love Sammy
He is so fluffy
I love him
He loves me
If I have to leave him…
I WON’T
Instead
I WILL NEVER
I love you Sammy
Allsorts
A Poem About Me
I’m an awfully quiet person,
And I live in a household of 8 (pets included.)
I’ve not been feeling great recently
And it’s putting me in the wrong headspace.
I have horrible thoughts,
I won’t deny,
But I have my friends by my side,
And to me, that is enough,
Because life really is tough.
Because of Her
When she breathes loudly
When she chews loudly
When she snores loudly
When the noises are too loud
It’s all because of her
I feel angry, I feel like I want to hurt someone
I feel like I want to cry
I run away
And it’s all because of her
Speak up when you know something is not right
The Unforgettable Christmas Mystery
News reporter Morse over here
Twenty five murder cases all over United States
Why all of these murders ?
Why in the US?
Why 25?
Why, why, why?
Is the question spread in the town, Alaska and it people
But it isn’t just them, New York City, Los Angeles, San Francisco,
Las Vegas, Chicago, Miami, and whatnot!
Although we perch here with one thought in our minds
What happened to our loved ones ?
Well worry no more!
Detective Morse is here! To solve the crime that no one else can
Let’s get freedom today, tonight, any time, but let’s do it
I held my newly decorated candy cane stick and went off unknown
My disguise, huh don’t even talk about it.
Well it was a middle aged man wanting to please his children
So dressed like Santa to get the turkey for dinner
And not to be surprised it worked, partially –
Except for the kids excepting gifts from me as they put their arms spread into the wide open air
But it was now time to figure out the culprits of this year’s Christmas madness
The Grinch was top priority by the town, although it isn’t up for them to prove or decide
The duty is all on me and only me
Up the hills I went, down the valleys I go
No trace of green fur throughout the borders of Alaska
But little did I know what those long lines meant
I travelled my way to the mountain where Grinch lives
I had to know my guess was a miss
I didn’t though so I went fro
I got to know I was wrong
a question cracked in my head
Is the Krampus the master mind behind the crime?
I was flabbergasted at my foolish mistake
Those long lines were his nails
I scratched my head, pondering how I was going to catch the monster
An evil thought occurred
I was wondering would it be absurd if
I was the new Krampus taking his role?
Furious about who took his job ever so sure
I put on a body suit covered it with black feathers
And the long nails from last Halloween came to work
With a little fixing with my hand I made it go as planned
So I went to St.Nicholas the greatest of all
And I said, “May I be the Krampus of the holiday?”
“I’ll be the best one yet and they will know me as the wicked creature.”
Yes! I got the job and the location of the gruesome Krampus
So I evict him from his job of taking heartfelt humans
It will be better If I go now or the truth may never come out
Hello old Krampus you may leave now no worth of growling
I’m in charge now ha ha
Where are the children? Tell me now or I will kick you out
Not from your job out of the world
Krampus said, “Yes master.”
Perfect as I planned, now just have to take those whimpering kids
And fly away from the North Pole
Mission three hundred and one successful
The Monster
I once had a friend that I only saw in the dark
My friend was known as…
Big green
SCARY
But all of this was fake
One night I came to see “ BIG GREEN SCARY “
But he was not there
So I called and called
But friend did not come
So I’ve been doing some research
And…
And…
I found out…
I WAS FRIENDS with a MONSTER!
If Animals Entered My School
If animals entered my school
They would probably eat our notebooks
And they would cause a ruckus and mess up our whole class
Then they would go to the cafeteria and eat all of our food
And start to attack us students and teachers
They would probably explore our school
Terrorizing students and teachers
They would start to ram and break various important things
If any animal approaches me I would run for life
I would run at godspeed and ram into any object with no regret
Just get out of any deadly animal’s sight.
Misaphonia
Most people don’t have one idea
How hard it is to be eating here
Loud breathing
Loud chewing
And clicking galore
And when I get stressed you guys ignore
Misaphonia, it’s a disorder and a fear
One loud chewers can’t go near
I’m acting up I’m acting out
I start to cry and scream and shout
I’m getting emotional ’cause of this certain sound
One everyone hasn’t found
They tell me to listen and to ignore
I’ve been through this many times before
How am I supposed to ignore such a thing
People humming, wanting to sing
People panting as if they’re dogs
I love it when you are quiet
Not making such a riot
But then I like it loud
But there are certain sounds
But not certain things
Like when people sing
Often known as OCD
My Magical Fish
I once had a magical fish as a pet
to him, my cat was a serious threat
He liked to sleep and eat fish food,
he was always in a cheerful mood.
But one day, this cheerful fish of mine,
said to me: I can grant you wishes,
but they have to be good and fine!
After hearing this, I rubbed my eyes
thinking that he was a genie in disguise!
So whenever I feel like having anything,
I shout: “Fish, bring me something.”
Ink Patterns
It’s a shady rainy day,
It’s the sea around the drowned Titanic,
It’s mossy ground with a cyan river,
It’s a sunny evening at the beach,
It’s Mill Hill, with a lovely clear sky.