Allsorts

I love my dog, Charles, because he is cute,
He eats and drinks and plays the flute,
He loves gymnastics and peeing on the mat,
If there weren’t a treat he never would have sat.
He chases birds
And eats his fur
And makes noise with plastic bottles.
He plays badminton
And is so very good
That he always breaks the shuttle!

My dog falls in bogs,
My dog falls on logs’
My doggy likes it soggy,
My doggy likes it foggy.
My dog doesn’t like cats
But sometimes he befriends rats.
He enjoys Doctor Suess
But he is about one fraction of a moose.
This doesn’t sound like a poem,
What do you do with boats?
You row ’em.

Children love chocolate
Children love hot chocolate
Children love chocolate cake that comes with chicken
Children like chewing on chocolate clouds in the circus
Children can’t chew on chocolate when people called parents exist
Chocolate is choctastic

Dogs are cute,
I have a golden tooth.
They’re as smart as Einstein,
It’s always playtime.
My dog’s called Luna,
She gave me a bruise ya.
When the doorbell goes ring,
She chews everything.

She may have not been in times of medieval
But she sure can be evil
So you should watch out
Or she’ll give you a knockout
She may seem cute
But she’ll give you a boot
She can make you explode
Like a horse you rode
Hyenas is what she’s like
Like you rode a bike
If she does a sigh
You will say goodbye
She is Harley Quinn

Spring is here
Oh spring is here
The birds are flying high
The trees are green and the flowers bloom
So many colors I can’t choose
Pink and blue are there too
Everything is so clear
But I don’t know what to choose

I can see
A flying pan as maniacal as a shattered oven glove
A dazzling rainbow as kaleidoscopic as the Seychelles flag
An exasperated man as crimson as an irate Ferrari
An ice skating crowd as excited as a jumping jelly
And a disfigured banana as bruised as a boxer

There once was a ship
That sailed to sea
Rosie, rosie hurt her knee
And fell off of the balcony.

Jaxson and Maddie are cute
Yayyyyyyyyy I got my puppy
from foooooootttbaaaallllllll
practice!!

Put on your spacesuit
we’re going to the moon.
Climb aboard the spaceship
we’re going to blast off soon.
Put on your helmet
strap yourself in tight,
check your controls and instruments
get ready for the flight.
Time for your journey
the countdown has begun.
Here we go, get ready, get set
5,4,3,2,1-
BLAST OFF!