Allsorts

Jemima was a ducky
Who really loved to get mucky
She sang
And rang
Her loving ducky

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Baddddddddd Holidayyyyyyy
Don’t know what to do
Chorus: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
All the time I get -10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
All the time

Wow you’re amazing I feel like I’ll pow
Wow Wow Wow and WOW!
Ever think about the wows?
Xoxo but whatever really just think about wow
and how you say
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
So shout it out loud
WOW!!!!

Who am I?
I have 21 eyes
but can’t see
Who am I?

Don’t tell me you’ve helped
You’ve only done worse
Want the answers?
Ask Greta Thumburg
One day we’ll look back
To when we were eight
To when the world was happy and great
People don’t listen
We’re just to young
Don’t bother with that
The adults will get it done
But if you’re all so great
Why is there still war?
When will it stop?
When will the line be drawn?
Don’t say that they’re trying
Because you know they are not
Ukraine is still dying
And Russia hasn’t stopped
Animals are withering
So don’t be surprised
If your son asks
What’s a rhino?
In 2045
You know about icebergs
You know of their fall
But you haven’t stopped smoking
And pumping out fuel
The things that we do
They’re taking our lives
We’re killing our planet
We’re stopping it survive
There are fires
And bombs
There are tramps
And there are wrongs
There are thieves just like us
We are the same
We are stealing our future
This is our game
So don’t tell me that you have tried to help
You’ve only done worse
A poem won’t change the seas
But it will change your brain
And that’s what it’s worth

Unicorn started playing with her toy
Until she stopped and spotted a boy
“What’s wrong,” said Unicorn as the boy dropped his head
“I don’t know but my insides feel dead.”
“Sometimes I feel like that too,” said Unicorn with a sigh
The boy looked up and started to cry
They were both in front of a cave
And that’s where the boys feelings
Were buried in a grave
“You can’t express your feelings,” said Unicorn
“Wait,” said the boy
“Look at your horn!”
The horn was filled with rainbow magic
Now the boy doesn’t feel so tragic
“Now,” said the unicorn
“If anything is in your way
Walk through with me and I promise it will save the day.”

Tail twitcher
Nut muncher
Acorn gatherer
Branch jumper
Seed swallower
Water gulper
Corn guzzler
Walnut consumer

Who do you want to be?
You have to go out with them.
How do you do it?

Girls are sussy
Girls are fussy
Girls are never ever funny.
They act so cool
They act so rich
But sometimes there actually a witch.
Boys think girls are weird
But girls are NOT
Do you agree with the boys?
Or with me.

There was a cat
Who chased a rat
There he sat
Wearing a rather nice hat
Scratching the mat
Claws as deadly as a cricket bat!