There was a honk that went bonk and a tonk.

In the bonk was a monk. The monk

looked like you. So he added a fonk

with a cow that went moodily moo

and a fat cat who grew a tattoo

The bee that looked like a flea

went weeeee down the mountain on a ski

knocked over the cow that went moo

and the fat cat (who lived in the zoo)

and landed on top of the honk

with a bonk and a donk and a zonk.